The Ben Halls Blog: You Know You're Drunk When...

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

... a kebab seems like the best invention since the fire that cooked it.
... setting fire to sambuca, putting it out on your hand then drinking it seems like a brilliant idea.
... that gate MUST BE CLIMBED! NO MATTER WHAT!
... that girl with the moustache and adams apple looks like Megan Fox.
... that angry email you've always wanted to send just flows like poetry. It would be rude to not let them know how you really feel.
... all electrical devices that allow you to spend money or communicate with another human being should, in hindsight, have come with a breathaliser. On the plus side, after calling your boss at 3am to ask for a raise you will have plenty of time to watch that Knightrider box set you just ordered.
... someone knocking into you accidently becomes grounds for an international incident.
... fighting bouncers is the best idea ever. You are more opressed than every minority ever! You should totally storm the club armed with a windscreen wiper shouting "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!"
... you feel that undying urge to tell someone you only half know that you love them and want to spend more time with them.
... you are male and think you can dance.

Wednesday, 31 March 2010